It’s hard to remember what we noticed first. The ground, rumbling and shaking like they’d relocated the old Flagler RR track, and the 5:03 was On
Time but experiencing technical difficulties right in our own back yard?  Or was it the subtler (but unmistakable) swishing of St. Augustine grass as it was ripped from the sandy earth by reptilian beaks powered by prehistoric muscle and instinct?   None of that mattered as we raced outside to witness a rare, and highly entertaining annual event in these parts: The Parade of the Gopher Tortoises.  So maybe it WAS only 2 this time.  Sure sounded like more to our Wildlife-Alerted ears.

12-incher, cleared for take-off on CAT 2!

These critters, whose burrows (reaching 10-20 feet long, and wide enough for them, of course…) provide living quarters for dozens of different species of animals (when the Tortoises have moved on to their next burrows, which they do frequently), have earned protected status in scores of states, and are an animal of special interest here in FL.

They’ve certainly earned our special interest, and we were glad that we didn’t have to help these two cross the highway (a protective gesture that you’ll see often enough when you visit during Tortoise Travel Season.  They were gone in a flash, about the time it takes to read The Economist.  But after all, they ARE Tortoises.

An 18-inch tortoise? Here in MY yard?! Where?

Oh. THAT one. Thought it was a Vee-Dub...

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