Mmmm, is that Juicy Fruit?!

Oh, sure, you’ve seen pictures of salmon-infested waters being liberated by squadrons of these white-crowned raptors, but have you seen what they eat when they’re on vacay (in this case, in the cell-phone waiting lot at Orlando Int’l, just a feather’s breadth from the Mouse Kingdom)? In person? Let me tell you, when one of these babies floats in like a C-5A on final, just inches above your car, and lands like right over there, it’s time to grab the old iPhone and start shooting before it’s all over.

Car's still here...Now, if I can just find the keys...

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